Dad Is Fat

Dad Is Fat In Dad is Fat stand up comedian Jim Gaffigan who s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets bacon manatees and McDonald s expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young chil

  • Title: Dad Is Fat
  • Author: Jim Gaffigan
  • ISBN: 9780385349062
  • Page: 479
  • Format: ebook
  • In Dad is Fat, stand up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald s, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children everything from cousins celebrities for little kids to toddlers communication skills they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliverIn Dad is Fat, stand up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald s, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children everything from cousins celebrities for little kids to toddlers communication skills they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news , to the eating habits of four year olds there is no difference between a four year old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor.Reminiscent of Bill Cosby s Fatherhood, Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home.

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    About “Jim Gaffigan

    • Jim Gaffigan

      Jim Gaffigan was born in Elgin, Illinois, and raised in Chesterton, Indiana He attended La Lumiere School in La Porte, Indiana He is the youngest of six children and often jokes about growing up in a large family He attended Purdue University for one year, where he was a member of the Phi Gamma Delta Fraternity He graduated from Georgetown University s McDonough School of Business in 1988 After graduating, Gaffigan moved to NYC to work in advertising, taking improv classes at night His comedy career began when a friend bet him to do stand up.He is married to actress Jeannie Noth, with whom he has two daughters, Marre and Katie Louise, and three sons, Jack, Michael, and Patrick The family of seven live in a two bedroom apartment in New York City Gaffigan has stated on stage, and elsewhere, that he is Catholic.Portion from



    267 thoughts on “Dad Is Fat

    • This is a really amusing book about an insane man who decided to have five children in a two-bedroom apartment in New York City. It's kind of like Dave Barry except it's still funny post-1993. I am giving it three stars because it is essentially a bunch of 2-minute standup routines strung together; nevertheless, I think the bit about the millions of pictures we take of our kids is suitable for framing. My daughter is just over a year old and I would conservatively estimate that my computer curre [...]


    • Hmm, where to come down on this book.Jim Gaffigan is a really funny stand-up, and he doesn't sound like anybody else. Okay, he talks about food all the time, but who cares? His newish special, Mr. Universe, is on Netflix, and I can't recommend it enough.The book is readable for the childless. Like myself. And there are still some laughs. Unlike a lot of parenting-type books, Gaffigan doesn't present his kids as unassailable. He makes fun of them. In a kind way, but still. And though he questions [...]


    • Humor has always figured prominently in my life.I had a painful and awkward adolescence and my salvation was Monty Python, Mad Magazine, the National Lampoon, the Marx Brothers and my comedy albums (I know I’m probably leaving lots of stuff out). Humor was a lifeline and kept me sane (Ha!).It still is today. I try to inject some humor into my writing, especially the graphic novel reviews and I try to bring some humor to my day-to-day living.My son likes Gaffigan’s take on food, especially Ho [...]


    • This book may not appeal to everyone, but if you have kids, it should appeal to you!Gaffigan says what every parent is thinking, but is afraid to say out loud. As a parent of a two year old and a five year old, not only did it feel like he was speaking directly to me, I wondered if he was following me around and taking notes - 95% of this book happens to me almost daily!I did hear that some people didn’t care for it and there are a few reasons I think this might be:• Gaffigan is very goofy a [...]


    • Hahaha! Jim Gaffigan is funny. This was a very amusing audiobook.Dad is Fat is a collection of comic essays about what it's like to be a parent to five kids. That's not a typo -- Jim and his wife have FIVE children. I can't imagine having five kids. My parents had three kids and I thought that was nuts.Gaffigan had me giggling from the very beginning, in which he told a story of a vacation he and his wife took before they had children. They went to the Grand Canyon with another couple who had a [...]


    • Did you know Jim Gaffigan has five kids? He has five kids. Five kids. He must be crazy. Wow five kids. Wow in a tiny NYC apartment. Did you know that you don't sleep much when you have five kids? Did you know it is hard to go anywhere with five kids? Wow he must be crazy or something to have five kids. Did he mention he has five kids?If you made it through that then you should thank me because I basically just gave you the experience and gist of reading this book but saved you the trouble of act [...]


    • After recently reading Jim Gaffigan's gastronomically good read Food: A Love Story, I decided to go on a mini Gaffigan binge. As you might guess from the title, Dad Is Fat is about Gaffigan's home life and the travails of becoming a parent. It follows chronologically from him and his wife as a free-and-easy, no-kids couple to having five children all crammed into a tiny apartment. I related to the no-kids couple, I laughed at some of the parenthood ridiculousness and I enjoyed every part of this [...]



    • It's simple: If you like Jim Gaffigan's work, you'll like this book -- especially if you get the audio version, because he reads it himself. If you aren't familiar with his comedy, please stop living such a needlessly sad life and check out one of his albums. I recommend "King Baby" (an escalator that's not working "is like having a dead butler") and "Mr. Universe" ("If you want to know what it's like to have a fourth kid, just imagine you're drowning, and then someone hands you a baby"). Actual [...]


    • I had to give this book 5 stars because #1: Jim Gaffigan is hilarious, #2: the only way to survive parenting is through humor and #3: I swear this was the book I WAS GOING TO WRITE ON PARENTING but from a mom's point of view and minus a few chapters and the title! Seriously almost every thought/chapter in his book was something that was so right on target and funny because it is so true and was probably something I thought at the time! If you are a mom or a dad you have to read this! If you do n [...]


    • If I could describe this book in one word, it would be wholesome. From Jim's parenting techniques to his style of humor, it somehow made me chuckle yet feel heartwarmed (is that a word?). I fell in love with Jim's Hot Pocket skit--and I've now confirmed myself to be his most basic and undevoted fan--and I think that even having only seen such little of his material, this was still enough to get me to laugh and gain more respect for him. Obviously I can't relate to being a parent, but it put an i [...]


    • Some funny parts, but sheesh, if I wanted to hear some middle-aged man complain about his five kids I could just go to my brother's house.


    • I absolutely LOVE Jim Gaffigan. He makes me laugh so hard and I always feel good after watching him on stand up, or reading his books. I really hope he writes more books. I'm in!5*****


    • 3.5Not as funny as watching Jim live but still plenty of laugh out loud moments. It’s more along the lines of truth in parenting moments and wisdom gained along the way. Anyone who has ever raised multiple children will relate to the stories and recollections this dad of five has experienced and writes about.I listened to the audio read by the author while on my walks and doing chores which not only enhanced the enjoyment of the tasks but I’m sure the book as well.


    • Imagine a parenting advice book, then add a stand-up comedy routine on fatherhood from the perspective of a self-admittedly fat, lazy father-of-five who rarely bothers to put down the fork or put on pants. Enter: "Dad is Fat", a new type of parenting book, written by Jim Gaffigan of three hit stand-up specials on Comedy Central."Dad is Fat" is laugh-out-loud funny, but surprisingly observant. Gaffigan writes the book in blog style. The chapters are rarely more than 5 to 7 pages, with a conversat [...]


    • I love Jim Gaffigan, but I think this book was bit much. I recognized some of the jokes in his book from his stand-up, but on stand-up they are much better. I probably would have liked this better if I listened to him read me the audiobook.Also, I guess I didn't realize how much (nearly all) of this book was about him being a dad. I mean, I get it. Kids. Parenting. It's probably hilarious if you are also a parent, but after a hundred pages or so I got kind of tired of it. Like when you start to [...]


    • “Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.”While Gaffigan’s comedy specials bring plenty of belly laughs, the book was much more subtle. Maybe I’m just hilarious, or (more the likely scenario) all pale skinned people who bear fruit experience most of the same things. I suspect that those without children would have many more guffaws than those whose homes are already filled with the tiny terrorists. That’s not to say the book isn’t enjoyab [...]


    • Let me just start by saying that I am a *huge* Jim Gaffigan fan. I would pay a giant pile of money to see him live, and I haven't paid for live entertainmentwellever. Despite my fangirl status, I did not enjoy this book. First of all, he read the book. Now, this is typical for an audiobook, but it was very obvious he was reading--and he's not a great reader--and for someone who is used to the easy flow of his comedy, it was really distracting. Second, while I was warned that this was not for peo [...]


    • That was a fun read. I think books like these, Yes Please, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten and Life Is a Bowl of Cherry Pits to name a few, are like literary Chinese Food. It's so, so good as you eat and then an hour later you are hungry again. You also can't recall exactly what the meal tasted like, only that you would be happy to eat it again.It was very obvious how much Gaffigan loves his wife and children from this book. I like that. I was not even peripherally aware of h [...]


    • ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦I adore Jim Gaffiganhe unabashedly loves and admires his wife and regardless of the snarky kid-humor with which he feeds his comedic monologues, he loves his five children just as much. I love Jim Gaffigan so much that I actually had a dream about him one nightt THAT kind of dreammind out of the gutter! This is a family friendly review! No, I dreamed tha [...]


    • 3.5 starsJim Gaffigan is a comedian, actor, and author. Jim and his wife Jeannie have five small children, and raising them is a challenge. It's also a rich source of humor, which Jim shares in this book. Jim and his family live in a two-bedroom apartment on the 5th floor of a New York City walk-up (no elevator). So Jim would really like you to buy this book so he can afford to move to a bigger place. LOL Many of the observations in this book come from Jim's comedy specials, so if you've seen th [...]


    • I'm not a huge follower of comedians, but Gaffigan is a favorite of mine. His standup is hilarious. This book, however, is a serious mess. He gets props for mentioning-- more than once-- that a book about the struggles of raising kids is a sure-fire way to make some dough. This book is clearly that, and is clearly his reason for writing it. Little insight, little clarity, little originality is to be found in this book. The essays run together and generally have the same theme-- kids are loud; ki [...]


    • Okay, so I was looking for a quick, light-hearted read to cover the last couple of days of 2015. What I ended up with was a very quick, light-hearted read that covered about three hours on December 29, 2015. Very quick, very cute, and very humorous essays on fatherhood/parenting through the eyes of a (clean, "family-friendly") stand-up comedian. This book could also be titled, "My Kids Do That!"Recommended for parents, grandparents, would-be parents, and never-be parents everywhere.


    • Gaffigan is hilarious - one of my favorite comedians. This book is a pile of chuckles with a few real laughs thrown in. It's an honest look at the travails of being dad. I'd recommend it to any dad or expectant dad because it's informative and really fun whereas most fathering books are neither.


    • OMG this book so freaking hilarious.Ever since I watched him live and on video, oh and don't forget the HOT POCKET joke -I've loved him.Jim Gaffigan could do no wrong in my eyes. I kind of miss watching him perform on screen because I really need his jokes, like a lot. This book definitely cured me for a little bit. I mean I knew he was freaking hilarious way before I realized he wrote a book. Then I opened this book and well, let's just say I was not disappointed a freaking bit.Seriously, I cou [...]


    • I have to say I wanted to like it more than I did. That's not to say that it was bad; it just wasn't fabulous. Rather, I'd call it uneven. There were parts that were leave-me-smiling-for-hours humorous. There were parts I swear I heard before. There were parts that fell flat for me. There were parts that really stuck with me (e.g. Toddlers are always running away, but where are they going? They don't know anyone and they can't reach the doorknob. I just want to say "think this through".) There i [...]


    • If you like Jim Gaffigan's "family friendly" jokes, you are going to love this book. If you listened to it on audio you'll love it even more.This book is all about Jim's 5 kids, his beautiful and superwoman of a wife Jeannie and of course, Jim. As a parent, I can relate to most of the situations that Jim has come across during his everyday life with small children. I gave this book 4 stars because Jim kept repeating that he had 5 small children, but maybe that was just because he wanted to remin [...]


    • ג'ים גפיגן הוא קומיקאי שהחליט להביא לעולם 5 ילדים בדירת 2 חדרים במנהטן ניו יורק. הספר הזה הוא אוסף אפיזודות משעשעות של הורים לילדים ובמיוחד הורים לחמישה זאטוטים בגילאים של 18 חודש ועד 8 שנים.האפיזודה שהכי קרעה אותי מצחוק היא זו שהם יצאו לנופש לפני שהיו להם ילדים עם זוג שהיה לו תי [...]


    • This is the first book written by a comedian I've read since "Sein Language" by Jerry Seinfeld. I remember loving that book. Jim Gaffigan is one of my favorite comedians. I've seen all of his stand-up specials, appearances on Conan, and I even saw him live a few years back and I've always loved his work.Unfortunately this book just kind of fell flat. It was all about parenthood. Specifically, parenthood with 5 kids in a two bedroom N.Y.C. apartment. Most everything in those book seemed like a co [...]


    • What might sound funny when doing a stand-up comedy act falls flat here, sounding like a dad whining about having to raise five kids. He starts on the first page and doesn't stop complaining until the end. Each "chapter" is only a couple pages on a different subject and sounds much like a short story he'd tell on an HBO special. I only chuckled once the entire book--while he does offer some truisms they're not funny observations. It would have been nice for him to get serious in some spots but t [...]


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